Can you tell the difference between a diamond ring and a freeze-dried mealworm?  Good, then you’re smarter than a chicken.  Luckily, the ring is firmly attached to my finger, otherwise the girls would be playing a grand game of keepaway with my favorite piece of jewelry.  Even the shy ones tried to pull the ring off my finger, just in case it was actually a mealworm.  (And… yet another sentence I would never have expected to type.)